when ur too shy to ask ur friend for water
These people know how to make falling down funny.
IS IT WRONG TOO LAUGH THIS MUCH OMG!?!?!!!!!
i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’
White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”
I was shocked to hear that the Spork I bought my mum was the best mothers’ day present she had ever received…does that mean all my other presents have been crap?
everything is crap in comparison to me
"Luigi you are a-scared of a haunted mansion grow up"